Poem for burning….
I love my problems,
I would never share them for the world.
I would love to share them in secret,
in place of a plate of porridge.
My eyes lie,
I feel them neglecting my tongue.
We should speak out,
with our faces spitting.
The Office Review by Victor Lewis Smith
God, this is like reading a train wreck.
A summer stinker; ‘A bore in homeopathic doses can be hilarious, but a bore in real time remains simply a bore’.
Victor Lewis-Smith
The Evening Standard, July 10 2001
BRITAIN has the best television in the world,” we’re constantly being told, mostly by networks who specialise in stealing the very worst formats from America. From Double Your Money and The Price is Right to Wheel of Fortune and Trisha, the UK schedules have always been crammed with second-hand ideas from the States, so much so that I’ve recently written to the Government, suggesting that it should set up an official watchdog to monitor the trade. My proposal is that this watchdog should be called Offrip, that its board should consist of a wide cross section of society (Lady Howe, Lord Wakeham, a retired High Court judge, and perhaps a bishop or two), and that just like every other public regulatory body in the country, it should have no powers whatsoever, and exist purely to be alternately mocked and ignored behind its back.
Source: rickygervais
An inspiring tale. No, I’m not kidding. If somebody had told me this story when I was a kid, I would have been inspired.
(via inanoffwhiteroom)
Source: corruptela
The zombie PE teacher also likes to eat brains, but he also likes to do a little cardio.
This billboard went up by my house today. Lots of people here are incredibly angry that it exists. Lots of backlash against atheists for having the audacity to live in this city, or at all. Which just goes to show how much this billboard was needed. I’m happy it’s there.
i want a pro-choice one where i live
while i think it’s okay to have a religion, i think that atheists have a right to express their opinions of it.
hell yes
Go to hell, atheists! How dare you say that I could be a decent person independent of some overbearing deity.
(via kitcloudkickr)
Source: rosalarian
The Thai Invasion (Revised and Updated)
By Michael Davidson East Lansing, MI
Three Thai restaurants take root on the Grand River strip in East Lansing, MI. Whose spice will spark the taste buds of students this Fall? A notoriously tough audience, one known for its acceptance of the gourmet hotdog over the gourmet, organic, all local brick oven pizza.
I am seriously disturbed for loving this, there is no other possibility.
Sit your kids down in front of this one as soon as possible.
This message isn’t just adorable, it’s important.
Well This Is Sufficiently Terrifying of the Day: Artist collective This Is It (of “Bad Things That Could Happen” fame) returns to form with one of the most creative odes to anti-creativity you’ll ever have the pleasure of being scared to death by.
[hyst.]
Source: thedailywhat
The Thai Invasion
Three Thai restaurants root in on the Grand River strip in East Lansing, MI. Whose spice will spark the taste buds of students this Spring? For years, East Lansing residents had two choices, either Taste of Thai, down east on grand river or the Thai section at Noodles and Co.. Now, however, the market will be flooded with three locations serving that most spicy of Asian cuisines.
I forgot about this one! This was one of the first animated gif video game comics that I did. I’d like to redraw it because there are things I’m not thrilled with, but hell, it’s content and it requires no extra work! HOORAY!
PS. THOSE CHRONO TRIGGER PRINTS?! HOLY HELL are they beautiful! The colors freakin’ SING!
I love this blog.
Source: idrawnintendo
